> The Deppenapostroph is not to be confused with the English greengrocer’s apostrophe, when an apostrophe before an ‘s’ is mistakenly used to form the plural of a noun (“a kilo of potato’s”). Grocer's apostrophes annoy me, along with words like "advices" (advice is an abstract noun and can't be plural, like "happiness") and "learnings" (use "lessons" instead).
"informations" is a good one for non-native English language speakers to look out for.
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#32German is not that easy, either, though. Das/Der/Die is a constant source of frustration. Its never easy to remember.
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#33Made me think of this old joke that's been on HackerNews, Reddit, etc for years: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that wou…
https://faculty.georgetown.edu/jod/texts/twain.html
[edit] Maybe Twain, anyway. The attribution is dubious, but common.
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#34> The Deppenapostroph is not to be confused with the English greengrocer’s apostrophe, when an apostrophe before an ‘s’ is mistakenly used to form the plural of a noun (“a kilo of potato’s”). Grocer's apostrophes annoy me, along with words like "advices" (advice is an abstract noun and can't be plural, like "happiness") and "learnings" (use "lessons" instead).
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/118379/first-use...
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#35Made me think of this old joke that's been on HackerNews, Reddit, etc for years: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that wou…
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#36Earlier quoted context omitted.
There is no more misguided use of an apostrophe than to use it to "create a pronoun's possessive" as using "it's" in place of "its" Do you also write "he's" and "she's" (as possessive pronouns)? No? Then it's "its".
Er, yes because they're short for he is and she is. You mean "his" and "hers".
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#37Made me think of this old joke that's been on HackerNews, Reddit, etc for years: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that wou…
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#38Re: Germans decry influence of English as 'idiot's apostrophe' gets approval
#39Earlier quoted context omitted.
"informations" is a good one for non-native English language speakers to look out for.
As is “codes” - I hear this often from non-native colleagues
* Error codes — correct.
* Their personal codes — correct.
* Multiple codes of conduct — correct.
And then computer code is used roughly like the noun 'writing' except you can say writings where appropriate.
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#40Earlier quoted context omitted.
Corporate English is a blight. So many ugly substitutions, overloading existing words, for perfectly good and common words we already have.
It is my belief that you may not fully leverage the synergistic potential of the value-added verbosity inherent in corporate linguistics.