You are laughing now- but suffering and misery indicate pervyRomance for management. And what would cause more suffering then adopting this language as new enterprise standard. The joke was on you, all along..
Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions
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#112where can i find an example of factoryFactory* pattern on the repos?
"So this week, we're introducing a general-purpose tool-building factory factory factory, so that all of your different tool factory factories can be produced by a single, unified factory. The factory factory factory will produce only the tool factory factories that you actually need, and each of those factory factories will produce a single factory based on your custom tool specifications. The final set of tools tha…
nice! i hope the configuration files are a bf syntax but with all the features and power of xml+xsl!
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#114Earlier quoted context omitted.
Imagine changing Python's name, that doesn't make sense, and as you said, it's a very small problem that should be ignored.
Sure. Let's call it pyfuck. I'm sure that won't raise any eyebrows. Brainfuck is a fine name due to the nature of the language.
Of course is a fine name and that's what i'm defending, my comment was a reply to Brian, he shouldn't change it IMO.
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#115Earlier quoted context omitted.
You can't discount the need to keep your hiring pipeline full to replace the people whose RSUs have cliffed. Befunge, like Rust, is impossible to hire for, so nobody uses it, which means nobody has experience, which means it's impossible to hire for, so it's a bad idea to use it. BrainFuck has been around for decades and its problems can be avoided by just hiring sufficiently-talented developers.
Being the only true 2-dimensional language, Befunge only needs the square root of the lines of code to build an equivalent program to puny 1-dimensional programs like Brainfuck or C++. Stop trying to hire 10X engineers. Befunge applications are built by true X² engineers.
Excel is Befunge
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#116Irritating when people try to draw our attention to otherwise banal things by exploiting the shock value of swearing. People that swear liberally in everyday conversation irritate me intensely.
You, yourself were in fact the byproduct of one.
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#117Stuff like this is a breath of fresh air: real hacker vibes. The best memes (like all the best hacker stuff) are high-effort, somewhere between kinda funny and outright satire, technically nontrivial, and delivered deadpan. Top kek.
I feel like “what is idiomatic brainfuck” is a deeply philosophical question striking right to the heart of our craft…
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#118Earlier quoted context omitted.
If only they'd used the f-word instead of Ook...
I believe it’s a reference to a Discworld personage The Librarian is known for his violent reaction whenever he hears anyone refer to him as a "monkey" (orang-utans are apes). He speaks an elaborate language whose vocabulary consists of the single word Ook (and its antonym "eek" - where "ook" means yes, "eek" tends to mean no) https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Librarian
waho, didn't know ! Thanks for explaining.
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#119Love this. Years ago I hand-wired a CPU that natively executes Brainfuck code: https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8G2fWprwyo Might have to test some of these :)
Port a mips emulator for it so you can run Linux on it?
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#120Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?
You could use my (rather silly) extension called "pbrain," which adds procedures to brainfuck.
https://parkscomputing.com/page/pbrain
In hindsight, I think it's aptly named.
(EDIT: Gosh, I really need to update the .NET compiler to .NET 8.)