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Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#101

Post by ppmx20 » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:42 AM UTC

It's a new and powerful competition for FP :)

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#102

Post by wiz21c » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:53 AM UTC

debugnik wrote: post #79

brian-armstrong wrote: post #5

Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?

The usual censor for it is b****fuck, that should do it.

Not more bad than C++ :-)

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#103

Post by wiz21c » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:54 AM UTC

brian-armstrong wrote: post #5

Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?

bullfit ?

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#104

Post by wiz21c » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:55 AM UTC

samsk wrote: post #9

BF is slightly hard to read, more like a well written Perl. IMHO any solid enteprise should use Ook! or similar substitution - power of Perl, with verbosity of COBOL ! https://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook !

Seriously, why ? :-)

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#105

Post by wiz21c » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:56 AM UTC

bigiain wrote: post #51

emersonrsantos wrote: post #30

I miss this from the Internet early times. The Church of the SubGenius, IOCCC, Phrack Magazine, The Tao of Programming, ...

I think POC||GTFO carries on some of the spirit of those times.

GTFO yes !

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#106

Post by wiz21c » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 11:57 AM UTC

samsk wrote: post #9

BF is slightly hard to read, more like a well written Perl. IMHO any solid enteprise should use Ook! or similar substitution - power of Perl, with verbosity of COBOL ! https://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook !

If only they'd used the f-word instead of Ook...

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#107

Post by ArnoVW » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 12:25 PM UTC

wiz21c wrote: post #106

samsk wrote: post #9

BF is slightly hard to read, more like a well written Perl. IMHO any solid enteprise should use Ook! or similar substitution - power of Perl, with verbosity of COBOL ! https://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook !

If only they'd used the f-word instead of Ook...

I believe it’s a reference to a Discworld personage

The Librarian is known for his violent reaction whenever he hears anyone refer to him as a "monkey" (orang-utans are apes). He speaks an elaborate language whose vocabulary consists of the single word Ook (and its antonym "eek" - where "ook" means yes, "eek" tends to mean no)

https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Librarian

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#108

Post by 1oooqooq » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 12:46 PM UTC

where can i find an example of factoryFactory* pattern on the repos?

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#109

Post by arethuza » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 12:50 PM UTC

1oooqooq wrote: post #108

where can i find an example of factoryFactory* pattern on the repos?

"So this week, we're introducing a general-purpose tool-building factory factory factory, so that all of your different tool factory factories can be produced by a single, unified factory. The factory factory factory will produce only the tool factory factories that you actually need, and each of those factory factories will produce a single factory based on your custom tool specifications. The final set of tools that emerge from this process will be the ideal tools for your particular project. You'll have exactly* the hammer you need, and exactly the right tape measure for your task, all at the press of a button (though you may also have to deploy a few configuration files to make it all work according to your expectations)."*

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#110

Post by motohagiography » Mon, Sep 23, 2024, 12:53 PM UTC

laugh now but this will be better than graphql.