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Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#91

Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?

I like the name choice of the CPU from this comment: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41622325

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#92
post #55

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People who get uptight about swearing irritate me. I understand getting upset about racial slurs or other actually loaded language, but getting upset about the word "fuck" but not "sex" is just making up things to be upset about.

Some people just don't like the overall crudening of society. Get over it.

Don't like or getting irritated are different things, at least for me. Irritation brings me in another state; for instance, if I am working (in the zone) and see/hear something that irritates me, I am out of the zone. However, if I see something I don't like, that doesn't do anything with my state; I will try to avoid the thing but won't give it a ms more thought. Not sure if that's a general thing or just me.

> Get over it.

Nah, people are different and you shouldn't get annoyed or irritated or tell people get 'get over it'; you can, but it's not very good for your health to care too much about stuff you cannot possibly change. Just don't hang with these people if you don't like them.

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#93
post #47

https://github.com/bf-enterprise-solutions/os.bf/blob/master... An entire OS in 252 lines. I wonder how many CPU architectures supported by this OS :D

Thanks to the "write once run anywhere" philosophy of the language, and the design choices in the OS (e.g. containerization), it is easely porable to any CPU.

Safe bet for enterprise users.

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

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Imagine changing Python's name, that doesn't make sense, and as you said, it's a very small problem that should be ignored.

Sure. Let's call it pyfuck. I'm sure that won't raise any eyebrows. Brainfuck is a fine name due to the nature of the language.

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Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#96

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Somebody didn’t read the style guide, especially 1.1.2. https://github.com/bf-enterprise-solutions/bf.style

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Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#97
post #47

https://github.com/bf-enterprise-solutions/os.bf/blob/master... An entire OS in 252 lines. I wonder how many CPU architectures supported by this OS :D

I admit I was slightly disappointed that it looked more like a primitive shell than the advertised OS. "Baby steps" though!

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#98

Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?

How about bellyfuck? or brainfart?

buttfuck removes b*ain and replaces it with a better word

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#99
post #74

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Being the only true 2-dimensional language, Befunge only needs the square root of the lines of code to build an equivalent program to puny 1-dimensional programs like Brainfuck or C++. Stop trying to hire 10X engineers. Befunge applications are built by true X² engineers.

> Stop trying to hire 10X engineers. Befunge applications are built by true X² engineers. Best sales slogan of the year.

Don't hire 10x, hire x¹⁰, with superstringfuck - the only language with the dimensions to tackle the needs of today's fast moving businesses.

Re: Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions

#100
post #12

Irritating when people try to draw our attention to otherwise banal things by exploiting the shock value of swearing. People that swear liberally in everyday conversation irritate me intensely.

You have to keep in mind that brainfuck has been invented by a Swiss student. There are 2 clues. Student is obvious. Being Swiss might not be but is one. People not living in an english speaking country have a different appreciation of swearing in english as they are exposed to it differently: appart from our english classes at school we learn and hear english mostly in songs, movies, TV shows, even modern literature…

> Also swearing can be cultural. For example wear I live in Spain swearing is part of the normal language. Grandparents all say words like coño and de puta madre all day long and nobody seems to blink when their 4 year old kids do the same.

I am Spanish, can confirm. Also, the bleeping that you hear in American TV shows and the whole concept of F-bombs (or similar) sounds ridiculous and extremely prudish to us.

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