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Government provided digital IDs would solve a lot of this. Yes, they may have their own problems, but outsourcing the action of identifying individuals to the government seems valuable and less prone to "lock outs" like Google and friends.
> Government provided digital IDs Oh man, that sounds like a terrible idea privacy wise. Every website would make use of it to track it's user.
A centralized authentication system like this wouldn't need to be a single consistent UUID per person which was then passed around. Presumably you'd have a central login to authenticate you to the system, and then the system could create separate 'id' tokens per web site or whatever that the user logs in to.