I still hope to make one, but a combination of ADHD, depression and so many things to do and learn keep getting in the way.
At my current rate I'll know everything and be ready to get started on the day I die.
But my feature wishlist is
First class functions,
Garbage collection,
Transparent parallelism,
Explicit parallelism,
Type inference with strong type consistency,
Dynamicly typed by annotation,
Operator overloading (every language should either have vector/matrix operators or the ability to build them)
And a few more that I can't recall just now. I've made it hard for myself.
Failing that maybe just a hacked JavaScript without implicit type conversion between objects/strings etc. (the source of most "Wat?"), frozen array tuples, operator overloading. Implied "this." on identifiers defined and used inside class definitions.