McDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
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#3I make a supreme home made burger
Got all my friends on them
100% pure grass fed rib eye beef from our local farmers market, minced.
No ground; hoof, horn, hair, teeth, beak, claw or bone to be seen
No cows lungs added to the mix to give the burgers a nice healthy red colour.
YES! adding cows lung to make the burgers a nice bloody red colour to make them more appetising.
No laying waste to millions of acres of prime rain forest just to grow antibiotic cattle fed on ground chicken feed. Then on a ship to transport them all over the world.
Just for a fucking shit thin tasteless burger cobvered in goop because it is tasteless.
Dont get me started on them Nuggets!
Re: McDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
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#6Itsa probably my fault. I make a supreme home made burger Got all my friends on them 100% pure grass fed rib eye beef from our local farmers market, minced. No ground; hoof, horn, hair, teeth, beak, claw or bone to be seen No cows lungs added to the mix to give the burgers a nice healthy red colour. YES! adding cows lung to make the burgers a nice bloody red colour to make them more appetising. No laying waste to mil…
Is this a thing? Who sells cow lung?
Re: McDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
#7Why would someone pay the $10 for a Big Mac meal? Before the pandemic the customer-company dynamic made sense - I knew it was terrible quality, but it was quick, relatively tasty, and CHEAP. Now the employees will forget half my order and it will cost 2x what it should. Completely forgetting what their initial proposition was.
Re: McDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
#8Itsa probably my fault. I make a supreme home made burger Got all my friends on them 100% pure grass fed rib eye beef from our local farmers market, minced. No ground; hoof, horn, hair, teeth, beak, claw or bone to be seen No cows lungs added to the mix to give the burgers a nice healthy red colour. YES! adding cows lung to make the burgers a nice bloody red colour to make them more appetising. No laying waste to mil…
> YES! adding cows lung to make the burgers a nice bloody red colour to make them more appetising. Is this a thing? Who sells cow lung?
Delicious whole cows (with lungs) go into one doorway, on trucks. Delicious ground cow (with lungs*, I guess) comes out of another doorway on different trucks.
It's the circle of life.
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Jokes aside, lungs can be food too. Lung is a traditional part of haggis, for instance.
* But animal lungs have been illegal to sell for human consumption in the US since 1971: https://slate.com/technology/2023/02/usda-lung-meat-petition...
Re: McDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
#9Why would someone pay the $10 for a Big Mac meal? Before the pandemic the customer-company dynamic made sense - I knew it was terrible quality, but it was quick, relatively tasty, and CHEAP. Now the employees will forget half my order and it will cost 2x what it should. Completely forgetting what their initial proposition was.
In 10 years, $10 Big Mac is going to seem cheap.