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Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Here's what I suspect happened: Any contract requires consideration. Without it, it's not a valid contract. It doesn't require fair consideration, so a clause giving e.g. $1 is typical for many contracts. They were nice and bumped it up to $20. I suspect your work DID belong to the company already, under work-for-hire doctrine, but an explicit contract avoids that ambiguity. Ambiguity can be bad and super-expensive,…

Watch out for "work-for-hire doctrine" erm... assumptions. Last time I looked work-for-hire law only takes effect if there is explicit mention of the term "work-for-hire" in the contract, otherwise it's not "work-for-hire". And I have never seen a contract actually mention "work-for-hire". Do current employment contracts state "work-for-hire"?

Ohhh, I was wrong. Seems there are two categories where work made for hire applies. One is specifically for work made by an employee (with some constraints / definitions on that) for work made within their scope of employment. The other category requires explicit mention of "work for hire".

So that a conventional employee is covered, but a contractor / consultant with a separate business probably isn't.

Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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‘ On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”’

Crowdstrike updated the card with a null value.

Superb

Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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post #102

Earlier quoted context omitted.

50 years from now, unclassified documents reveal that crowdstrike was secretly a CIA controlled business which was operating an offensive botnet created for the anticipated cyberwar, with a peacetime cover story of being security software with automatic updates. Everybody rolls their eyes and asks how anybody ever fell for that when the name openly says what it is. Probably bullshit, but honestly... Wtf is up with th…

Why do you think this is BS? It perfectly explains the name and also why something like this is installed so ubiquitously and still installed despite such a massive screw up. Also offensive capabilities need wide deployment just as much as defensive. Cybersecurity and cyberwar is a real thing, and surely DDOS botnets are a core part of that. Maybe it's controlled by the CIA, or maybe just has a quiet contract with US…

It’s plausible but there is no evidence to support it so it remains a theory. A theory concerning a conspiracy. A conspiracy theory.

Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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I think the closest level of Brand disaster in our times would be the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. In that case, BP basically threw away their consumer brand in the US - they turned every single BP station into an Arco station (their subsidiary, "lower quality" brand at the time). Then they sold off or spun down a huge portion of their businesses to set aside money for legal fees. I don't know if Crowdstrike really h…

> The amount of legal liability the company is going to be under will be staggering and the brand reputation is worse than worthless. Citation for legal liability Crowdstrike has? Re reputation - I've read this about all sorts of annoyances that had real economic impact, i doubt this will make crowdstrike worthless any more than: * MS became worthless after Code Red or Slammer or any of the other late 90s/early 2000s…

Equifax and Boeing are other examples

Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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post #43

‘ On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”’

This shows that CrowdStrike is irredeemable.

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Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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Huh, so, not only clueless at security, but also clueless at customer relations. Also, their commercials are stupid, so clueless at marketing. I find it funny that their name, CrowdStrike, sounds like an anti-personnel reaper drone. Now metaphorically fits.

Crowdstrike is such an awful name it's almost funny

Re: CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage

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This reminds me of the family who was awarded $4 in damages for a wrongful death suit. [0] It's almost worse than nothing. [0] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2018/06/01/jury-awards-family-f...

It was later reduced to 4 cents, and later overturned. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/local/st-lucie-county/2022... All involved very split juries - so I think the low amount was kind of a compromise by the jury in each case.

Interesting to note the particular judge in that case:

> jurors sent a note to U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon stating “we are deadlocked. We are unable to come to a unanimous decision.”

> Cannon encouraged them to continue deliberating.

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