Active debris removal (harpoon satellites, magnet arms, whatever) are not a solution to this problem and are a huge waste of money. These missions answer the question "could one dock with debris and deorbit it?" To which the answer is "obviously yes, but at enormous cost" and you don't need to spend 50M euros to prove it. The answer is exactly what governments and industry have been doing for at least two decades now…
> Active debris removal (harpoon satellites, magnet arms, whatever) are not a solution to this problem and are a huge waste of money. This is wrong because it's based on a flawed assumption. That assumption being: Propellant is required to deorbit debris, and the rocket equation makes launching all that propellant prohibitively expensive. And while we can't do anything about the rocket equation, we don't actually nee…
The dress would not survive unscathed, and neither would the solar sail.