I read until I stumbled upon that line: "I've been a programmer since I was six." You're NOT a programmer at six, you are a KID. You can play with computers, but being a programmer is a whole other story. You can tell yourself you're a programmer when you can code through a project by yourself, write classes, do OOP, implement basic concepts, differ public from static, know your data types, and more and more. You are…
10 PRINT "COCKS"
20 GOTO 10
-- you are a programmer.