"So you're bankrupt and can no longer provide the product you sold? Is this just a legal switcheroo, or is your C-suite team really to the point of personally being out on the street, with their pockets turned out empty?"
"Oh, goodness, no! We're doing great! But we already took that money, and we know our customers are too weak and airheaded to put law enforcement or regulators on us, nor to sue us for more than a free Big Mac coupon settlement received only after several years of foot-dragging. And most all of you pathetic worms will keep paying us money. If you can't hear us laughing at you, that's because you're plugged into one of our other products like a mindless zombie."