*engineers I work with are telling me that some of you are going to argue that types don’t exist in real javascript and that web assembly isn’t assembly
Well it's bytecode, so if you consider java or dot net bytecode assembly then it's assembly, if not then not. If we want to be pedantic, assembly is usually defined as being close to the architecture machine code, which web assembly is not. Yeah, I fell into that trap, but it's a holiday here.
They really should have gone for JSVM IR or something, but that would sell it to no one.