Earlier quoted context omitted.
> The "credit" and "debit" terminology is ridiculous because their definitions swap around depending on which account I find it easy to just think of debit as adding to the left and credit as adding to the right. Their definitions are always the same that way.
But that just begs the question because you have to remember the arbitrary assignments of what things go on the left and what things go on the right.
Assets | Liabilities + Equity
Accounts classified as assets are debit accounts (left side), and accounts classified as liabilities or equity are credit accounts (right side).
The theory discussed everywhere in this thread is sound. You really don't need to use terminology like debit/credit for accounting.
What the discussion misses is the application of this framework. It is useful for a human to be able to visualize a complex transaction and work through missing pieces with the hints this framework provides. I'm missing something on the left? Oh yeah, I missed the deferred revenue debit.