Just don't log out. Let us collect your data forever and at all times. No need to restart your computer, ever.
You're dumb because you didn't create hard copy two factor backup codes! User error.
Some potential explanations by people who don't want to resolve this admittedly difficult problem to solve. I find these issues difficult when also considering security keys like Yubikey. Like you can't clone a yubikey and that's considered a feature not a bug. So what, you want me to have everything on a usbc device that barely pokes out of my laptop? That's very easy to lose. Fall off my keychain? I've had many usbs do that (__especially__ the small ones).
I am really happy that there are people doing security and making things more secure, but the truth is that usability is necessary too. The reason Signal is so great is not just because encryption, it is because my Grandma can use it. Not aware of any other encrypted text message system besides iMessage and WhatsApp that has that usability and those come with strings. I really think there needs to be something similar for MFA. Consider the user.
Edit: A possible suggestion for FindMyDevice is to have trusted users. That you can give your wife, friend, whatever permission to find your device without needing to sign into your account or any other permissions. This seems like a relatively obvious solution, is there something wrong with it? Google devs, can't you patch this in in a few weeks (or less? But we all know, bureaucracy exists)