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Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

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Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#61
I was kinda hoping the Pop-Tarts themselves would be blowtorches.

Unrealistic? Perhaps. But I set you this challenge: make a pastry of the correct shape and size with fruity filling of viscosity and reactivity such that, when ignited, it produces a steady flame and/or propels itself into the air.

Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#63
post #41

Pages like this used to _be_ the world-wide web. Or most of it, anyway. I don't mean the (lack of) page style, I mean the writing. The irreverency of the subject matter. People shared whatever they thought was interesting, without regard to upvotes, likes, number of subscribers, and so on. I miss that a bit. (Also, it doesn't really get any more mid-90's than a tip of the hat toward Dave Barry...)

Seriously, what a blast from the past. Huge nostalgia.

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Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#65

Ah, the old pop-tart solid rocket booster. Sugar is a good propellant (though you’ll need an oxidiser if you’re going far up). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solid-propellant_rocket#%22Can...

Sugar is a prime component of Hamas's Qassam rocket fuel, with potassium nitrate as oxidizer.

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Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#66
post #5

I read that 1993 Dave Barry article when it came out, as a teen, and it made me fall in lifelong love with Dave Barry's work. It's such a blast from the past to see the references to it here.

Freakily, I was just thinking about this yesterday. Probably remembered it after watching Oppenheimer.

Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#68

I destroyed 2 toaster ovens with pop tarts when I was 5. I would turn on the toaster and forget about it watching cartoons. I can confirm they burn very well.

This happened twice? In the span of a year?! Did your house not burn down?

No, it didn’t burn down. A cabinet had to be replaced. I was left to my own vices a lot. I ended up learning a lot of proper firefighting protocols at a young age.

Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#69

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> Meh. I've seen taller flames from a lone page of crumpled newsprint. Are you Jason Bourne? https://youtu.be/4yEFqDqTFPc

Those were magazines, newspaper (especially the stock used back in the day) is far more flammable.

They did test newsprint at one point in the YouTube video, and indeed it was the quickest to ignite.

Re: Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994)

#70
Reminds of the thermal lance made of bacon, a compressed bacon slug, a coaxial feed of oxygen, all ignited with oxy-acetylene . The lance is one of the favourite tools I've ever gotten to use, it's simplicity is amazing, and capability surprising.
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