I thought the finance industry is highly regulated? Can a company really "hold any funds in your account for up to 180 days" just willy-nilly? And what does this mean: Fun bonus, they hold $80,000 I won't get back. Has anybody ever really been completely robbed by PayPal and never gotten their money?
The problem is that PayPal isn't legally considered a bank in the US but a payment processor, which gives them a lot more freedom to run their service in the way they're infamous for.
In the EU, they are a bank, which permits you much more rights but you have to drag them kicking and screaming to enforce your rights. (Among other things, they're homed in Luxembourg and basically employ all the competent financial lawyers in that country, making it basically impossible to get legal representation without getting rejected on a conflict of interest basis.)