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Why would I waste time reading this paragraphs long commit message when I can look at a diff and a 40 character headline and completely understand the issue? You think it's lazy, I think this is wasteful. Personally I don't need an epic story about making a one character change because your editor isn't configured to catch gremlins... it's just not that interesting.
Because you don’t actually understand the subtleties of the side effects of that 40-character change and building intuition about it takes a paragraph. It’s all fun and games until your codebase is >1,000,000 loc.
I'm not saying a detailed commit message is never warranted, I'm saying this fuck up doesn't warrant a short story let alone a prize for being overly verbose. BTW, I did a loc . on the repo I work in, came back with 7400000 lines of code. Does this mean I'm cool enough to be in your club?