Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
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Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
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Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#2This detail didn’t make it into the summary, but the audacity of it gave me a laugh.
> Hacken, a cybersecurity company, audited the cryptocurrency, according to INDXcoin’s website. State investigators, who obtained copies of Hacken’s audits, say that the Regalados fail to mention that Hacken gave it a rating of “zero out of 10.”
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#3I'm quite surprised the crypto-scam "geniuses" and the Prosperity Gospel criminals did not join forces. Put those two together, and you've got a con worthy of taking over the Republicans...
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#4This was clearly the work of the devil...
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#5“Pastor for an online ministry” - the cool new way to say “televangelist,” and apparently just as trustworthy.
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#6If you have divine prescience is that insider trading? Would the SEC prosecute based on oracular accuracy? Would RFJ pay out on that even?
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#7“Pastor for an online ministry” - the cool new way to say “televangelist,” and apparently just as trustworthy.
"televandalist"
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#8If you have divine prescience is that insider trading? Would the SEC prosecute based on oracular accuracy? Would RFJ pay out on that even?
Only if god is a director/exec or someone subject to a non-disclosure agreement.
According to answers to this question, "Is it insider trading if I bought Boeing puts while I am inside the wrecked airplane?" [1]
"Insider trading, I like to say, is not about fairness, it’s about theft. It’s illegal to trade on information that isn’t public and that you have some duty to keep secret" - Matt Levine
[1] - https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/98706/is-it-insider-...
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#9“Pastor for an online ministry” - the cool new way to say “televangelist,” and apparently just as trustworthy.
I didn't know televangelist were a thing until a year or two ago, and remember having my mind blown (in a "but why" way).
How is that a thing. Why do so many people fall for it? How do these people get discovered. The only reason I know about them is because of a meme YouTube video where a reporter drilled a televangelist on camera.
Aside: may I propose we style the Internet variety as eVangelists?
Re: Colorado pastor charged for cryptocurrency scam he perpetrated at God's command
#10If you have divine prescience is that insider trading? Would the SEC prosecute based on oracular accuracy? Would RFJ pay out on that even?
Only if god is a director/exec or someone subject to a non-disclosure agreement. According to answers to this question, "Is it insider trading if I bought Boeing puts while I am inside the wrecked airplane?" [1] "Insider trading, I like to say, is not about fairness, it’s about theft. It’s illegal to trade on information that isn’t public and that you have some duty to keep secret" - Matt Levine [1] - https://law.sta…
This is hilarious, thank you! Hahaha! :) Next time the plane goes down, have to remember that: crack open the brokerage account, ladel on the puts hahaha :) might even be an incentive to start taking MAXes preferentially :ghost_face: