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Yet I still can't compile an app on some arbitrary release of some arbitrary distro and just run the darn exe on another and be 100% sure it will work.
On other platforms people don't even try to support anything but one "distro". You could make an AppImage or snap that would work across pretty much any mainstream non-hobbist-oriented distro, and Snap/AppImages is pretty much the Linux equivalent of EXE. Raspberry Pi OS just moved to NetworkManager and they have PipeWire, which was the last reason I had to deal with less common software stacks, so it seems like stuf…
AppImages are just a fancy self-mounting disk image. If you do it right and include all required contents then it will work ~anywhere but you can just as well do that in a .tar.{gz,xz,zstd}/whatever archive.