Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work • Hacker News Board

Re: Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work

#21

Post by AdmiralAsshat » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 2:35 AM UTC

If the only objective is to kill the animal rather than skin it, however, I wonder if a frozen turd could make an adequate shank.

#22

Post by v3ss0n » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 2:46 AM UTC

Quality issue. Sometimes my turds are so hard that alone can be used as baton.

#23

Post by BlackjackCF » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 3:23 AM UTC

Gives new meaning to poop knife.

#24

Post by BMc2020 » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 4:33 AM UTC

(Sadly, I discontinue work on my rabbit pellet gun.)

#25

Post by kazinator » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 4:42 AM UTC

It just wasn't cold enough.

#26

Post by qup » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 4:44 AM UTC

BlackjackCF wrote: post #23

Gives new meaning to poop knife.

maybe the poop knife could work as a poop knife. the requirements aren't as rigid as normal knife work.

#27

Post by signaru » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 5:11 AM UTC

It will be interesting to see citations in years to come or if it will make it to "popular articles" in ScienceDirect's front page.

#28

Post by mito88 » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 5:47 AM UTC

good to know.

#29

Post by askiiart » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 7:33 AM UTC

Somewhat related: it would take 375 men to forge a 1.5 kg sword: https://youtu.be/Br9Jn3X_f8o

#30

Post by ollybee » Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 7:38 AM UTC

I was certain this wa going to be a new video on this YouTube channel https://youtube.com/@kiwami-japan?si=Vw81ovNna7x74pEh

Although the fact it did not work gave it away.