This seems a little too on the nose (pun intended) for even the Ig Nobel prize
Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work
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#12I’ve been unable to sleep at night thinking about whether or not this was possible - glad I can finally get some rest.
So this is why that chocolate ice cream tasted like 2 girls with 1 cup...
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#13No shit.
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#14The incredible degree of clarity and matter-of-factness in the "highlights" made me lose my shit.
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#15Seems like they got a few key things wrong. From tfa: "which he sharpened with a spray of saliva". At no point did they add moisture or hone the knife. A file was used, and any knifemaker knows well thats not good enough. Seems like a shitty study however you slice it.
I don't know any knifemakers but I'm pretty sure 9 out of 10 would tell you that a spray of saliva isn't good enough either.
Yeah, you need to give it a good hard lick.
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#16did they try against BTs
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#18I am but(t) a knife sharpener.
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#19The ethnographic account of an Inuit man manufacturing a knife from his own frozen feces to butcher and disarticulate a dog has permeated both the academic literature and popular culture. Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work. Would it be impolite to say no sh*t?
If it looks like a shitty knife...
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#20I guess I'll have to think of something else to try this weekend.