I would just sign it, stick it on S3, and forget it. Did I miss why that wasn't considered?
Adblock list subscriptions are maintained and hosted by individual people who do at their spare time. They mostly pay for the servers out of their pockets. As one of the co-author of popular adblock list, I wouldn't want to break my bank to pay for S3 hosting. Our current solutions works out and when we reach our bandwidth limit, we could just simply buy addition TB of bandwidth at a much cheaper price than S3.
Btw, i just made a rough calculation using AWS simple monthly calculator. So correct me if I am wrong about S3 pricing.