You're never going to get a satisfactory answer. The world's foremost proponent of not trusting standardized parameters wrote and repeatedly submitted a paper demonstrating a model attack that targeted curves built from mathematical constants; when you've "backdoored pi", there's really no place to go from there.
That author's subtext, as I understood it, was that curves should be selected by functional optimization; pick the curve parameters that best solve the engineering problems. It was a useful argument given their preferred curve, 25519, which does indeed have a lot of attractive engineering features! But it's not hard to see that engineering excellence is a selection principle with even more degrees of freedom than mathematical constants; moreover, you're only ever considering optimality at a fixed point in time, but the optimums change over time --- cofactors might be less important when we lack complete additional formulae for a Weierstrass curves, which makes them hard to implement in constant time, but much more important once we do (as is the case now).
There's really no way around just doing the computer science and cryptological work of working out curve attacks. That's the Menezes and Koblitz argument from the "Enigma" paper: that the reason to trust the NIST P-curves is that we'd know by now if they were weak (not because NSA doesn't have secret attacks, but because the mechanism by which they were generated would result in whole large classes of broken curves that academic cryptography and mathematics would have caught by now).
If you don't find Alfred Menezes and Neil Koblitz persuasive surveyors of elliptic curve security, that's fine, but my response would be that you can't really trust any parameters at all at that point. Certainly, investing trust in the cryptographers best known to the generalist programmer audience seems like a bad alternative strategy.