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Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

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Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#262
post #63

I don't know why I checked but uhh yup. It's working. There are at least 6 sites on the first page of Google results that now render goatse. Thankfully, the first link is the original one for me.

Came here to say the same thing. Unless you're one of today's "lucky 10,000"[0] who haven't ever encountered goatse before, there's no need to verify this :D [0] - https://xkcd.com/1053/ edit: folks the xkcd lucky 10k reference was a joke, settle down

Your joke really flips the meaning of the lucky 10000. Nicely done.

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#263
post #147

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Author is not the distributor of the image.

Third party site asks user's browser to request an image from the author. User requests an image from the author. Author says "sure thing", distributes an image of goatse to the user.

Author says "sure thing" and instructs the user's browser to request an image of goatse from someone else. User's browser does so then displays the image to the user.

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#264

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The abuser here is Google.

Definitely feels like a "report this website to google" button would be fantastic, if there was a way to automate/simplify such a thing for 1-3 clicks.

I hate to say the word, and especially because HN hates it, but this is effectively what DMCA notices are.

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#265

Your website has the worst permalinks ever.

> This blog is now STATELESS. The entire post is contained in the URL that you are visiting now. All my "blog" is now is a hard-coded main page that contains links to posts I claim authorship of. Of course the entire post is contained in each of these links. https://joshcsimmons.com/post/H4sIAAAAAAAA%2F3xV227cRgx911cQ...

But how does it know whether it should print the pretext?

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#266
post #82

Never thought is say it but uhm... the world needs more goatse apparently OP you should follow this up by reporting all the said websites to google.

Google won’t fix this, they actively profit from the theft sites because Google is the one selling the ads on those pages. Break them up.

As I mentioned elsewhere in this thread, filing DMCA notices with Google does take care of it.

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#267
post #214

Earlier quoted context omitted.

So stealing the app is OK but doing something about it is illegal? Sounds like the law all right.

Could've made it a picture of a middle finger or whatever. Same message, but not at the risk of breaking obscenity law. That's not to say that Goatse wasn't the correct option in this case.

I'd say that regardless of what you do (aside from just blocking framing) you are likely to fall afoul of some UK law.

Fun fact: UK law exists only to make sure that every person in the UK is guilty of something by the time they reach adulthood. It serves no other purpose.

Re: Using Goatse to Stop App Theft

#268
When I lived in Melbourne, I found someone's car with GOATSE as the personalised licence plate and of course took a photo. This was only about 10 years ago. I've got the photo still. It was a fantastic rude word filter reach-around against the registration office, so to speak.
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