What's often missing from these introductions is when statistics will not work; and what it even means when it "works". The amount of data needed to tell between two normal is about 30 data points -- between two power-law distributions, >trillion. (And this basically scuppers the central limit theorem, on which a lot of cargo-cult stats is justified). Stats, imv, should be taught simulation-first: code up your hypoth…
I am a noob and I've always got stuck on comparing two independent means. Assumption: normality. Yeah, data is never normal in my bakery.
(Requires some very lax assumptions like finite variance on the underlying distribution)