God writes Haskell

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Post by Ivoah » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 4:04 AM UTC

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by kevinlu1248 » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 4:36 AM UTC

This makes me believe simulation theory even more tbh. Quantum mechanics exist to fuse operations, altogether making simulating our universe more computationally inexpensive.

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by timcavel » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 6:55 AM UTC

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Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by valyagolev » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 6:57 AM UTC

or maybe God is intuitionist

btw reminded me of the "quantum-mechanical" monad http://blog.sigfpe.com/2007/03/monads-vector-spaces-and-quan...

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by charcircuit » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:02 AM UTC

>He seems to enjoy writing Haskell

This article gives no evidence of this. None of the concepts that the article lists out are Haskell exclusive. Thunks and linked list can be made in C too.

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by nice_byte » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:15 AM UTC

forget grasping at straws, this is grasping at bose-einstein condensate :)

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by nurettin » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:20 AM UTC

This kind of thinking happens when you are a strong expert in a field, but your frontal lobes stop receiving enough blood. When this happens, something simple as lazy evaluation becomes the key to the universe.

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by candiodari » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:34 AM UTC

Let's face facts here: God just fell asleep on the keyboard, and by a staggering coincidence, or perhaps a weird shape of the head, the first 4 letters he typed were P, E, R, L.

He's still sleeping.

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by skywal_l » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:36 AM UTC

Mandatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/224/

Re: God writes Haskell

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Post by mrkeen » Thu, Sep 07, 2023, 7:41 AM UTC

Dumb, but it's fun hearing it from the other side.

If you ever make a "Haskell is bad because it doesn't use state but the real world uses state" argument, this is what you sound like.