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I'm now realizing that I'm an elitist of a kind because when I say cooking I mean something totally different from "making something to eat" and more akin to dinner service. And that's what most of Alton's recipes are aimed at, not desperation dinners. And when you're doing this kind of thing for family dinner you and up using shortcuts like bagged premixed salad, bottled dressing, rolls from the bakery, premade dess…
> shortcuts like bagged premixed salad, bottled dressing ... At what point is something no longer a shortcut? Do you also consider the time it takes you to track, shoot, carry, & butcher an animal? Or do you take the shortcut of buying your meat? Do you grow your own wheat? Grind your own flour? Or are those shortcuts too?
> I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples.
> I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums.
> I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real.
> I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own.
> I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it.
> I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat.
> I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here.
> I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.