Some 20 years ago, I worked at a moderately large software company that sold a desktop application for Mac and Windows. The team had mostly Mac experience and they were just getting their feet wet with Windows. So naturally the Windows version had some problems. At the time, I was known as a "Windows expert", so they hired me to help improve that version and help the team get more familiar with Windows programming. I…
The worst programmer I know
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Depends on the company and management. Google codifies this role to some extent as Tech Lead, which is an engineer expected to act as a force multiplier and mentor more than an individual contributor. It doesn't always work as designed (ok, maybe rarely works as designed), and TLs can get too bogged down in cat herding, planning, and bike shedding to actually work as an engineer. But at least the spirit of the role i…
The TL role is a little restrictive IMHO. I’ve worked with very junior people who have a very effective ability to pair and improve others’ effectiveness. Perhaps as they learn they also teach.
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#373I wish I could pair program more. I have so much knowledge to give other members of my team. Domain knowledge, programming knowledge, common pitfalls, etc. You get a code review pass at the time of writing the code, and it means you have more opportunity to change things for the better. Once it's written there's not much appetite for drastically changing working code during code review unless there's a really good re…
In almost all companies, even seeking help is frowned upon. One ex-Microsoft manager, now a senior Manager at Atlassian, called that 'hand holding'. Some actively don't want to help out others, due to PIP/bonus culture. At Amazon, some team members explicitly give bad advice when asked for help. That's why we have this culture of "lone rockstars", who spend a lot of time to learn without being mentored.
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#374It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…
When a market is competitive, the things that matter are roughly: hard work, candlepower, and optics/neurotypicality/maneuver in that order.
When a market is fairly sewn up that order becomes roughly: optics, candlepower, ethical flexibility, hard work in that order.
The hard-ass nerds who don’t give a shit about corporate culture du jour are treated like royalty when someone might fuck your business up.
While “purged” is a strong word, I take your meaning, and whatever we want to call it, it happens when competition is largely pro-forma.
Human beings will do anything to avoid selecting on merit except lose. That’s just human nature. Being mad about it is like yelling at the wind, but compared to even a decade ago, I’m not sure how high I’d be holding my head in today’s competitive landscape for high-prestige achievement.
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#375I wish I could pair program more. I have so much knowledge to give other members of my team. Domain knowledge, programming knowledge, common pitfalls, etc. You get a code review pass at the time of writing the code, and it means you have more opportunity to change things for the better. Once it's written there's not much appetite for drastically changing working code during code review unless there's a really good re…
Pair programming sounds so stressful and unproductive to me. You can't read someone's mind. Any interjections while someone is in the middle of coding can't be more than distracting noise most of the time. And I would constantly feel self conscious that I'm taking too long to write something, googling or asking Copilot stupid questions, etc. Reviewing after the programmer believes it's ready to review makes much more…
The important part of pair programming isn't really the programming per se, it's the discussion.
It also requires some amount of conversational art. As for being self conscious about things, you would have poor coworkers who make you think that or some unfounded worry. A good pair programmer can have a discussion without making you feel like an idiot - much the same as a good code review.
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This is just not something that actually happens.
Can you reassure me then with the data that backs up your claim? Because in my very long career I've seen a lot of people use heuristics when deciding who to follow up with. "According to a 2018 CareerBuilder survey, 70% of employers check out applicants’ profiles as part of their screening process, and 54% have rejected applicants because of what they found."
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#377Earlier quoted context omitted.
Depends on the company and management. Google codifies this role to some extent as Tech Lead, which is an engineer expected to act as a force multiplier and mentor more than an individual contributor. It doesn't always work as designed (ok, maybe rarely works as designed), and TLs can get too bogged down in cat herding, planning, and bike shedding to actually work as an engineer. But at least the spirit of the role i…
Tech Lead is a very difficult role. :/ If you are immature or competitive, you cease being a force multiplier to be a morale destroyer. If you are more of a domain expert than your Product Managers, you will spend your time fighting and refining tasks to build features the right way. If you don't have enough time to code, you'll go obsolete.
Where I disagree is with the idea of fighting with product owners. If there's a disagreement around approach or tech choices that's a sign we don't have enough information. Fighting or refining won't solve that. It's a signal that we need to do more discovery work and understand the problem better.
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#378Personally I want the seniors on my team actually delivering on the really hard stuff. Helping juniors do their job is great and all, but you still need experienced people to work on the hard and complex stuff that juniors can't because they don't have the knowledge/experience/people-skills. No amount of pair programming can replace that. You don't want to be in a situation where you have really really well implement…
A senior engineer can work through a hard problem assigned to a junior engineer, resulting in a well-implemented hard feature and a less junior engineer. Just because a junior engineer is working on it doesn’t mean by default it’s an easy problem—how are you going to grow your engineers otherwise?
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Unions may be different in your part of the world. In America, it's one of the only ways for blue collar or other production-oriented workers to have any degree of leverage at the negotiation table. We are treated like cattle in the workplace, and though unions come with their fair share of problems (due to it being yet another leadership structure to work within), the idea of workers holding power as a group is esse…