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Re: The worst programmer I know

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It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…

In a remote world, can that person exist?

I am one of those people and work a fully remote job, but I had to earn that credibility with years of being a top contributor first. It would be difficult to just walk into the role.

Re: The worst programmer I know

#32
The thing is: Different levels of experience need different measures of success, up to the point of leeway from the normal measurements of success.

Like, for someone in tier 1 / tier 2 helpdesk, or the regular developer pushing relatively normal tickets through, simple ticket or story throughput is one indicator of productivity. As long as you pair it with some success measurement, like re-reports from people within a short time, or work caused by the implementation. Or just feedback from the rest. Someone has to put down code to make the feature work in the end.

But this changes when you get more specialized and overall more experienced. If we bring a new technology into the team, my productivity based on the first metric will drop to zero. I'll be busy supporting other people. Or, the incidents on my desk will be far more weird ones. Other people get clear click paths and an exception. I had to debug JVM crashes due to faulty hardware. That took a bit longer than an afternoon in a debugger and adding an if-statement, if I may embellish a bit.

But that's why soft skills become important. It's concerning how little that manager knows about his team. But it's also concerning how Tim didn't make sure his manager knows what's going on. For example if we're bringing in new tech, I'm informing superiors first that I'll prioritize support of team-members with the new tech just below business critical incidents and I most likely won't do any regular work for some time.

Re: The worst programmer I know

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post #24

Well, I like the story here, but it's kinda against a bit of a strawman. Don't get me wrong, I'm not losing the overall point of the piece, a point I agree with, but that said a metrics focussed manager could have simply added an "adjunct" label to the stories and had this "worst programmer" add themselves to stories as the non-lead developer. Ultimately the best way of measuring programmer productivity is by the ass…

So I used to kind of think like you, but I think that's just not a practical approach. Yes, you could alter the system in this 1 exact situation if you know exactly what to change, but there will be dozens of other failure modes too (engineer releases code that breaks in 2 months, engineer deliberately mis-estimates story points, engineer doesn't comment their code so that nobody else on team can do certain work, etc…

No, no, you misunderstand. I agree with the point. I just think it was made against a strawman and could have been made even stronger. I'm not for metrics on stories to award productivity points. I'm for one-on-ones and success-as-a-team evaluations.

Re: The worst programmer I know

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It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…

In a remote world, can that person exist?

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Re: The worst programmer I know

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It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…

I've written several 100ks LOC/year at points in my career- but exclusively when working on new projects. When maintaining projects I might go a week at a time without writing any code solo, or I might spend a week trying to _reduce_ LOC.

Re: The worst programmer I know

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It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…

It sucked being that person back then too.

The idea of measuring everything and acting on the numbers you can get is from the 19th century. Managers have been doing that same kind of practice since then, with the same kind of result (it's a very reliable result), without a change.

Re: The worst programmer I know

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post #25

Reminds me of an anecdote about Bell Labs. Someone calculated who the most productive employees were (based on things like patents received), and found that many of them would eat lunch with the same person. That person wasn't individually very productive, but he would always ask thoughtful, compelling questions that in turn made his coworkers measurably more productive.

It might be from the great book The Idea Factory by Jon Gertner (p 135). 'In the midst of Shannon’s career, some lawyers in the patent department at Bell Labs decided to study whether there was an organizing principle that could explain why certain individuals at the Labs were more productive than others. They discerned only one common thread: Workers with the most patents often shared lunch or breakfast with a Bell…

The most impressive thing about this story is that they figured out the answer. They did the research, and nailed down that it was Nyquist who was was the productivity booster. It’s the exact opposite of the OP’s story, where management tried to fire the Nyquist-equivalent.

Re: The worst programmer I know

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Well, I like the story here, but it's kinda against a bit of a strawman. Don't get me wrong, I'm not losing the overall point of the piece, a point I agree with, but that said a metrics focussed manager could have simply added an "adjunct" label to the stories and had this "worst programmer" add themselves to stories as the non-lead developer. Ultimately the best way of measuring programmer productivity is by the ass…

I believe that’s the conventional approach in Python, though? It is a duck-typing language, try-except is a legitimate way of seen if an operator works on an object, and objects should do sensible things with operators. The funny example is that the hasattr built-in just tries to getattr, and then catches the exception to tell if it has the attribute.

If you are calling something immediately, a try-except is ok. If you are calling with a try-except just to simulate hasattr or getattr then why do we have the built-ins in the first place?

Re: The worst programmer I know

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It sucks being that person today because everything is about optics and that person will get purged. I know from experience. Team players, mentors, software architects; they tend to be tossed aside to make room for coders who can churn out large amounts of code, even as the company's capacity to deliver and maintain features declines over time due to tech debt. Managers always love a developer who can consistently wr…

In a remote world, can that person exist?

Yes and no, depends on the engineering culture and the management. I was successful in this sort of position as a full-time remote senior and then a team lead from 2016 til 2022. I changed employers and found myself in an environment that simply did not understand pairing, mentoring, etc. Management was oftentimes directly in the way, confused about loss of "velocity" and other trivial bullshit, despite the fact that the team was shipping in overdrive. I left at the start of this year and am now back in a position where these things are valued, encouraged, and happening remotely.
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