Believe it or not, there exists a closed-form equation which computes the nth prime number. It's Willans's formula: p_n = 1 + Sum_{i=1}^{2^n} Floor((n/(Sum_{j=1}^{i} Floor((Cos((j-1)!+1)/j) Pi)^2)))^(1/n)) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_for_primes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5s0h42GfvM It's not fast but it really does work.
The last time this formula came up, I added some references to the Wikipedia article (current version: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Formula_for_prime... about the "worthlessness" of such formulas, but it doesn't deter people from being interested in that formula… as long as they don't imagine it's useful in any way, it's fine to enjoy its perverse cleverness, I suppose.
The video does well to quote Wilf on “the disease was preferable to the cure” and to end with “Could it [C. P. Willans] be a pseudonym for someone who didn't want to tarnish their reputation by writing about useless prime-generating formulas?” :-) Dudley (who mentions a large list of other such formulas) also has a nice conclusion:
> The conclusion to be drawn from all this, I think, is that formulas for formulas' sake do not advance the mathematical enterprise. Formulas should be useful. If not, they should be astounding, elegant, enlightening, simple, or have some other redeeming value.