I am a one-man shop. I struggle to read code written by others because I struggle to build theory of mind.
So I do not want your contributions. My CLA is supposed to drive you away from giving them to me.
But on the flip side, I also want to be able to give commercial licenses to customers instead of the current AGPL-like license I have. For that, I need a CLA.
I also want to relicense to more permissive ones in the future after I'm established. I also want to release my stuff into the public domain on my death. For that, I need a CLA.
So I apologize, but my CLA is meant to stop you from contributing, but it's also important for making things more permissive later.