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Nah. Standup is for day-to-day current status. It's worth having a regular point where you have a think about how well your process is going over the longer term and if there's anything you want to change. You can always cut it short if everyone's happy with the current state of things.
and we're out here having meetings about how to make retro more actionable.. but ya it's really more scrum and associated bs that i have a problem with vs og agile.
That's something the retro itself should do. First part of the retro should be reviewing the results of the last retro and what's been done about them. (And WTF are you even doing in the retro if you're not coming up with actionable things?)
> scrum master or agile guru
Lol no, I think those are probably scams. Actually doing agile works, but those positions are probably anticorrelated with actually doing agile.