This is not the worst process I’ve seen, but likely the funniest stats bleeder scam I've seen in years. “How would you change the company?” Replace the bureaucracy with a 1 page web-form, fire most process management/agents, and hire more developers on a small per-project basis at first. If managers have to try this hard to remain mission relevant, there is likely a deeper issue with the business side. Also, Canonica…
Can you elaborate on what a "stats bleeder scam" is?
Perhaps you wanted a more pleasing answer... but Deconstructionism is rarely productive.
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