tl;dr: Bought by Cloudflare.
> Their sponsorship of icanhazip.com has saved me tens of thousands of dollars per month. Can someone please explain how does returning a few hundred bytes of plaintext response can cost thousands of dollars? Either I'm really bad at estimating things or there's some hidden cost somewhere I'm not seeing. Also why could it not work fine behind a Cloudflare free tier?
Eh, how would that even work? You have to serve the requests anyway.