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AWS support replies back to your messages when they feel like it. Their support is just as shady but they have better uptime for sure
FWIW, our aws enterprise support reps are available 24/7 and usually respond within a few minutes. But again, you get what you pay for.
"I'm in Hawaii on my honeymoon and my backup missed your call, so it escalated."
I probably wouldn't have answered the phone. Granted, that's why I don't do that job. But I have always had a real appreciation for the good TAMs ever since.