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What do you think "a whole swath of our population" means?

I looked in the dictionary while replying. A swath is a broad group. Your example is a narrow group. I replied carefully, not wanting to nitpick. But I think the distinction is important.

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Re: Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

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The metrics for websites are flawed. For instance, time-on-site. If a user spends more time on a site before clicking back, maybe that site is more useful. Or maybe that site has made it purposely difficult to find the key information, such as recipe websites that place lots of unnecessary text and ads before to actual recipe. But that strategy gets the site better search engine rankings, which in turn ranks them higher and drives more traffic, which drives more ad revenue.

When I encounter a site where the first thing I see is a pop up to subscribe, or prompt about opting out of cookies, or 60 second ad to watch a 30 second video, I just leave the site.

Re: Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

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A toaster ASIC… Maybe that's what I could have done with Butterfly Labs[1] Jalapeno (sic, no ñ) devices I was given, all laser-etched with "WARRANTY VOID". They could only do SHA256(SHA256(x)), and man did they put out a lot of heat. Reportedly, the chip was unusually dense and took a long time to validate. I'd have needed to alter the thermal throttling behaviour in the firmware, I suppose. [1] Yes, the one that was…

My grandmother has a toaster from 1958 that has the smoothest glide function I have ever witnessed on a toaster. The toast doesn't pop up, it floats up, quietly. You have to pay attention to is so your toast doesn't go cold because it is so stealthy. It broke after a few years of use way back in the day, roughly 1960 or so, as the story goes) and my granddad fixed it, losing a few screws from the toaster in the proce…

How long before I can buy a toaster that includes an LLM? That way I can describe the toast to it that I want, thusly:

Dear enchanting toaster, I beseech thee to weave a symphony of flavor and texture, guided by the poetic brushstrokes of my desires. Listen, oh marvelous appliance, as I unfold a tale of toast that shall stir the heart and captivate the senses.

In this culinary journey, I yearn for a slice of bread transformed into a work of edible art — a toast that embodies the very essence of ethereal romance. Picture, if you will, my slice of pristine bread within you, its delicate countenance kissed by the gentle touch of dawn's first light. Let it bask in the warmth of your toasting chamber, embracing the fiery caress that will awaken its hidden splendor.

With tender patience, allow your heat to coax forth a golden radiance upon the bread's surface, reminiscent of sun-kissed fields at twilight. Let the transformation be a gradual dance, like the opening petals of a blossoming rose, revealing a spectrum of hues that shall ignite the senses. Let the crust turn into a testament of commitment, a delicate mosaic of crispness that hints at the harmony of opposites.

But, dear toaster, I implore you to preserve the heart of the bread, the very core that holds the promise of softness and tenderness. Let it retain its supple embrace, reminiscent of a lover's touch, inviting and yielding. May its very essence exude warmth, like an embrace shared under a starlit sky, a comforting sanctuary to nourish both body and soul.

And as the toast emerges from your magical realm, dear toaster, let it carry with it a captivating aroma—an olfactory sonnet that weaves itself delicately into the air, whispering of grains toasted to perfection. Let it permeate the senses, inviting the beholder to partake in a communion of flavors, a delicate dance upon the taste buds.

Oh, wondrous toaster with an AI's soul, may you manifest this vision of toast, a masterpiece created from mere bread and heat. As I entrust my desires to your intelligence, I await with eager anticipation, ready to indulge in a moment of pure culinary enchantment.

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> UIs in movies And those little chirp sounds that go with the movie UIs. More than onKeyPress, they happen on every interface event. Text comes into view? chirp-bleep . Our real interfaces aren't that noisy. I wonder who drives these UI design decisions in movies, the sound people, editors, writers?

"Noisy" UI have been made before. Possibly a few times, though the only one that comes to mind right now is the "Audio Finder" experiment at Apple. It did things like play sounds for drag events or the mouse pointer crossing a window boundary. Reportedly, after the beta test users had to give it up, they missed the feedback.

Many years back I played one of the final fantasy PlayStation games on Connectix VirtualStation. There was a bug in the emulation that prevented the cursor for the menus from being drawn on screen. It was surprisingly usable just by audio cues once you got used to it.

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My grandmother has a toaster from 1958 that has the smoothest glide function I have ever witnessed on a toaster. The toast doesn't pop up, it floats up, quietly. You have to pay attention to is so your toast doesn't go cold because it is so stealthy. It broke after a few years of use way back in the day, roughly 1960 or so, as the story goes) and my granddad fixed it, losing a few screws from the toaster in the proce…

How long before I can buy a toaster that includes an LLM? That way I can describe the toast to it that I want, thusly: Dear enchanting toaster, I beseech thee to weave a symphony of flavor and texture, guided by the poetic brushstrokes of my desires. Listen, oh marvelous appliance, as I unfold a tale of toast that shall stir the heart and captivate the senses. In this culinary journey, I yearn for a slice of bread tr…

Be the change you want to see in the world, look for an LLM Asic and build your own talkie toaster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec&pp=ygUOdGFsa2llI...

Of course, don't be surprised when we gather up the pitchforks and come for you

Re: Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

#366

https://logological.org/girlfriend Some guy from 1998 explains why he will never have girlfriend

His personal criteria for attractiveness is pretty funny (emphasis mine): "Without going into the specifics of precisely which traits I admire, I will say that for a girl to be considered really beautiful to me, she should fall *at least two* standard deviations above the norm".

Re: Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

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Premature optimization may sometimes be unadvisable, but in this case the optimized version uses half the memory, is two orders of magnitude faster, and doesn't let your users DOS you by triggering huge file reads on each request.

> uses half the memory this is false > two orders of magnitude faster incorrect > doesn't let your users DOS you by triggering huge file reads on each request. I understood what you were trying to do on your first reply – "Prolly don't want to read the file on every request though" – no need to repeat yourself. plese remember: 1. it's pseudo code, the optimisation is superfluous 2. it never ran, the optimisation is u…

Optimization is never useless. Even code that doesn't run is best written in a resource-effective manner.

Re: Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

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post #331

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You can fully use amazon still with javascript disabled. The site even looks nearly the same but it doesn’t spin your laptops fans rendering kindle unlimited ads on the home page.

Just use UBlock Origin.

I do, thats what I use to block js. It still is a lot faster than letting js run.
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