>> What killed it were the never ending eccentricities you ran into, endless foot guns, and of course Perl 6 never being delivered.
>> But it really was the weird shit that did it in.
The current state of Perl 5 for Python fans: ----
Perl 5: I'm not dead!
TIOBE: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Internet: Yes he is.
Perl 5: I'm not!
TIOBE: 'E isn't?
Internet: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Perl 5: I'm getting better!
Internet: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
TIOBE: I can't take 'im off like that! It's against regulations!
Perl 5: I don't want to go off the chart....
Internet: Oh, don't be such a baby.
TIOBE: I can't take 'im off....
Perl 5: I feel fine!
Internet: Well, do us a favor...
TIOBE: I can't!
Internet: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
TIOBE: No, gotta get to Reddit, they lost nine today.
Internet: Well, when's your next round?
TIOBE: Next year.
Perl 5: I think I'll go for a walk....
Internet: You're not fooling anyone, you know-- (to TIOBE) Look, isn't there something you can do...?
Perl 5: I feel happy! I feel happy!
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But seriously, Perl is not dead yet.
It is usually installed by default on most Unix and Linux systems.
It also rides along with most MinGW-based toolkits like Git for Windows. If you do software development, there is a good chance you might have Perl installed and not even know it.
If you are on a Linux or Unix system try running 'perl --version' to see what version you have installed. I would be very surprised if it is not there.
Some people like to make fun of it despite its wide-spread use and utility. Most of them probably know little to nothing about Perl and have not written or maintained any Perl code. There is a good chance that they are using Perl code without knowing it.