the length of wire that is as long as light can travel in one nanosecond. The length is a very portable 11.8 inches. A microseconds worth of wire is a still portable, but a much bulkier 984 feet.
Understanding the profligate ways of programmers, she suggests that every programmer wear a necklace of a microseconds worth of wire
(Emph mine) I can see ~12" as a perfectly reasonable necklace length, but ~100 yards? Seems like a bit of a pain in the neck.
[Edit:] After a bit of playing around with Wolfram Alpha, it seems that a microsecond of AWG#40 copper would weigh only ~14 grams. But at 0.08mm, or around half the thickness of a hair, it's going to be a bit fragile.
Using a more reasonable #28 (0.3mm) wire comes in at 220g, which is definitely on the high side for a necklace.
And woe betide anyone using gold!