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Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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Surprisingly frequently, photos of NYC listings are taken at strange angles and are so blurry or small so as to be useless. I thought this site was going to talk about these sorts of listings. I really don't understand 1) how people take such bad/blurry/small photos or 2) why they choose to use them in listings.

Wide angle HDR photos of listings should be outlawed.

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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It's one of those websites that have a shelf life of five minutes. It's hilarious! I can't believe those are real pictures taken by real realtors! It wears off pretty quickly. And as is typical for these websites, eventually they get under pressure to keep producing new content even when they don't have any actual bad realtor pics on hand, so they start reaching. What do you expect them to do if the property is still…

Relax. Just have a chuckle. No one's asking you to invest in their IPO.

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In italy the real estate agent can be sidestepped if you know directly the seller, as a consequence the ads they put up are comically balanced to trigger your curiosity but not too much revealing to let you figure out where the place is. Such a terrible experience as a buyer, i’m baffled this whole charade hasn’t been disrupted by tech already.

This is IMO a good example of a situation where tech or lack of it isn't the problem.

indeed - one of the uk's biggest on-line estate agents value was reduced to just about zero recently

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/may/17/online-esta...

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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In italy the real estate agent can be sidestepped if you know directly the seller, as a consequence the ads they put up are comically balanced to trigger your curiosity but not too much revealing to let you figure out where the place is. Such a terrible experience as a buyer, i’m baffled this whole charade hasn’t been disrupted by tech already.

In Québec it's starting to be disrupted by duproprio.com where the sellers manages the sale themself. The company takes the pictures & 3d scan and provides legal support. I guess real estate agents are so good at marketing that we believe it's a hard job that we can't do ourselves.

> are so good at marketing

Yes, that's their job and primary purpose. Yes it's hard. Most people have anxiety to even talk to their neighbors without sweating.

Sure there are lots of idiots out there, like in every profession. But those who are not idiots are providing a valuable service. Try selling your house yourself and then let's chat again about how it's not a hard job that you could just do yourself.

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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post #45

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The title is ambiguous; you could read it as "photos taken by terrible real estate agents".

The byline is "Inexplicably bad property photographs". So its clearly the photographs that are supposed to be bad. But almost all of the photographs are objectively not bad. They are exposed and framed correctly. Showing some (mostly bad) real estate.

I took it to mean "these are bad photographs because they fulfil their purpose (selling houses) badly". That covers poor photographs AND poor properties. I’d argue the agents are also poor (in the not-good-at-the-job sense) themselves, as a result. A photograph can be technically perfect and still bad.

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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An acquaintance of mine is an FBI investigator and moonlights as a higher-grade Realtor. He would use the same memory card and high end camera both during "stakeouts" for surveillance photos as well as listing photos for the homes he was selling. One day he uploaded the entire contents of the memory card to the MLS on one of his public listings, surveillance photos and all. I'm pretty sure everything was up for a few…

I err to the side of incompetence, but want to believe it was a deep cover op to penetrate an enemy org by making them think he was compromised and had to act as a double agent, immediately rendering him a triple agent on behalf of the FBI...

Maybe I can moonlight as a writer in Hollywood

Re: Terrible real estate agent photographs

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It's one of those websites that have a shelf life of five minutes. It's hilarious! I can't believe those are real pictures taken by real realtors! It wears off pretty quickly. And as is typical for these websites, eventually they get under pressure to keep producing new content even when they don't have any actual bad realtor pics on hand, so they start reaching. What do you expect them to do if the property is still…

Friends run https://mappery.org/ which is just photos of "maps in the wild". All user contributed. They have a backlog of several months of photos. Once you have enough followers you get a lot of submissions.

https://plaintextoffenders.com/ stopped after 10 years and 5880 posts which is more than one post per day, all user submissions.

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