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I've actually stood up and left restaurants when their QR menu sends me to IG.
I wouldn't even make it this far, I'm not scanning their QR. Give me a paper menu or gtfo.
And because the premise of a restaurant not having printed menus available is so absurd, I think I'd be compelled to stick around for a few minutes loudly insulting their business acumen before leaving (as I have done before at bars that didn't accept cash!) I consider this a service done for those who think like me but aren't brave enough to speak out themselves.