Processing the avalanche of letters in German after living in the country for a while will make your brain dead. I'm not even trying to be funny.
Nahrungsmittelunverträglichkeit Vermögenszuordnungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz?
Yeah apparently this is a two years auto renewing contract, cancellation only by registered letter 3 months in advance by the end of the contract duration. Payment is 180 EUR monthly. You actually said clearly you don't want it but didn't do it in writing so now you can watch monthly Lastschrift on the bank statements (yup, statements arriving by fucking letter as well). Two exact copies of full terms and conditions are on their way in two separate letters because fuck you. Don't even try asking for help, it's all your fault.