It's not fake research. It's actually quite an established science in the 24 years I've been doing it. Take your first guess, double it, double it again if the stakeholder is a poser, add 20% per developer less experience than you, subtract 10% for the features you're going to essentially copy paste, add 15% for sick leave (browsing HN) and then double it for every question you have that are unresolved and divide it…
I can't tell you are serious or satire. If you are serious that kind of estimate is as good as useless because the projects most likely won't be profitable. Can you imagine what will a property developer think if he is informed that his project is going to take at least twice as long to complete?
(A * B) / C + 2^D + (rand(4, -4) * E) / (0.5 * F)
[A] Time if I did it all by myself[B] I have no idea what I'm doing ratio
[C] I totally have done this before
[D] Amount of weekly WTF per code review
[E] That stakeholder couldn't hold a stake
[F] Likely hood of it changing by next week