Just once it would be refreshing for someone who gets caught doing something wrong to say, "Wow, ya got me. I'm sorry. Not for doing it, I'm only sorry I got caught. I really thought I'd skate right by on this one. Legitimately won't do it again. Or if I do I'll proof-read it better at least. Please let me know the punishment and I'll accept it."
And everyone thinks they're too smart to get caught...until they aren't..