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Make sure to look at the example programs if you missed the link in the doc https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd/blob/main/LICENSE.md
This is incredibly good. It maintains the breathlessly approving tone of a language readme the entire time, it has incredible comedic timing (a lesser shitpost would have revealed that of course the file extension was .db right at the start), and it has incredible internal consistency. For some reason it was the fact that it demonstrates how "files" work by rebinding a const const that sent me completely over the edg…
Hello! Creator here. This is an open-source project so please do submit any issues or PRs. Please note: I will close any issues without unreproducible steps.
Surely you meant "without reproducible steps"?
This is great. Usually with the joke programming languages, you can get at least one person arguing that "x feature" really isn't all that bad, or could maybe be useful. DreamBerd beats them all in that regard. It is 100% terrible! I lost it at the lifetimes implementation.
This is great. Usually with the joke programming languages, you can get at least one person arguing that "x feature" really isn't all that bad, or could maybe be useful. DreamBerd beats them all in that regard. It is 100% terrible! I lost it at the lifetimes implementation.
This feature is not so bad: > In case you really need to vary a variable, the when keyword lets you check a variable each time it mutates. const var health = 10! when (health = 0) { print("You lose")! } If it can really be triggered when the variable changes to any value it makes it a truly reactive paradigm programming language. By the way, could that be hacked to implement loops? const var i = 10 when (i >= 0) { do…
functi fibonacci (n) => {
const var sum = 1!
const var i = 0!
when (i This is incredibly good. It maintains the breathlessly approving tone of a language readme the entire time, it has incredible comedic timing (a lesser shitpost would have revealed that of course the file extension was .db right at the start), and it has incredible internal consistency. For some reason it was the fact that it demonstrates how "files" work by rebinding a const const that sent me completely over the edg…
Hey thanks, I'm glad you like it! :)
Hello! Creator here. This is an open-source project so please do submit any issues or PRs. Please note: I will close any issues without unreproducible steps.
> Please note: I will close any issues without unreproducible steps. Surely you meant "without reproducible steps"?
Earlier quoted context omitted.
This feature is not so bad: > In case you really need to vary a variable, the when keyword lets you check a variable each time it mutates. const var health = 10! when (health = 0) { print("You lose")! } If it can really be triggered when the variable changes to any value it makes it a truly reactive paradigm programming language. By the way, could that be hacked to implement loops? const var i = 10 when (i >= 0) { do…
Yes, when is the way to do loops in this language. From the hidden examples page functi fibonacci (n) => { const var sum = 1! const var i = 0! when (i
This is great. Usually with the joke programming languages, you can get at least one person arguing that "x feature" really isn't all that bad, or could maybe be useful. DreamBerd beats them all in that regard. It is 100% terrible! I lost it at the lifetimes implementation.
This feature is not so bad: > In case you really need to vary a variable, the when keyword lets you check a variable each time it mutates. const var health = 10! when (health = 0) { print("You lose")! } If it can really be triggered when the variable changes to any value it makes it a truly reactive paradigm programming language. By the way, could that be hacked to implement loops? const var i = 10 when (i >= 0) { do…
> You can make classes, but you can only ever make one instance of them. This shouldn't affect how most object-oriented programmers work.
This describes my experience with most OOP code very well.