I’ve been considering this for over 5 years. So far, cutting edge commercial is https://www.piql.com/ , the Norwegian company that did the GitHub Arctic code vault. Their tapes have instructions on how to decode the data inscribed on the tape itself. Truly cutting edge (non-commercial) is Microsoft’s Project Silica optical storage as well as DNA storage. I’ve been thinking about building something in this space since…
One thing I would pay for is a way to engrave my SSH keys into thin steel plates as a QR code. I have a safe with my critical keys in it but that is only fire proof for 3 hours. If things got really hot those are gone. In theory it shouldn't be an issue as I have them backed up other places but it would give me peace of mind to have them on a fire proof media.
A random site[0] I found offering some of the solutions. Given the industry, I assume this is just the most highly astro-turfed platform, but there you go.