Would a decent status page be an actually intelligent use of blockchain? We could have a global network of computers responsible for determining a consensus on whether a service is truly and actually down or not. It could be captured in an independent ledger, and ideally used as a canonical determination for status pages, SLA disputes, etc.
Slack issues
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Re: Slack issues
#42Earlier quoted context omitted.
In fact, there's an inverse incentive at play here. Slack is on the hook for missed SLA, so any admission of issue is legally and financially culpable. This means they don't want to admit to an issue until it's impossible to deny there is one.
There is also an incentive to display the proper status, since if you show all green when the service is down, you look dumb. We recently improved our status reporting because our old status system might not accurately indicate if only a part of our service went down, so it might show green even though (some) customers definitely saw very obvious downtime.
How many customers will think you look dumb? If you admit downtime, will the accurate reporting drive away more new customers, than the inaccurate reporting drives away due to you looking dumb?
"Looking dumb" is not a reasonable factor. Damage to your public image is, but that's divorced from looking dumb. It's entirely possible Slack is saving money by not admitting their downtimes, because it leaves a better image.
Re: Slack issues
#43Would a decent status page be an actually intelligent use of blockchain? We could have a global network of computers responsible for determining a consensus on whether a service is truly and actually down or not. It could be captured in an independent ledger, and ideally used as a canonical determination for status pages, SLA disputes, etc.
Re: Slack issues
#44Earlier quoted context omitted.
There is also an incentive to display the proper status, since if you show all green when the service is down, you look dumb. We recently improved our status reporting because our old status system might not accurately indicate if only a part of our service went down, so it might show green even though (some) customers definitely saw very obvious downtime.
When the choice is between temporarily "looking dumb" and permanently loosing a bunch of money because of SLAs, companies like Salesforce usually make the latter choice.
Re: Slack issues
#45Would a decent status page be an actually intelligent use of blockchain? We could have a global network of computers responsible for determining a consensus on whether a service is truly and actually down or not. It could be captured in an independent ledger, and ideally used as a canonical determination for status pages, SLA disputes, etc.
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Re: Slack issues
#46Would a decent status page be an actually intelligent use of blockchain? We could have a global network of computers responsible for determining a consensus on whether a service is truly and actually down or not. It could be captured in an independent ledger, and ideally used as a canonical determination for status pages, SLA disputes, etc.
Re: Slack issues
#47https://status.slack.com/ is not updated yet.
Re: Slack issues
#48Earlier quoted context omitted.
There are two kinds of status pages. Those that show you red when the service is up (automated) and those that show you green when the service is down (manual and automated) - or some mix of those two. You don't want made up information too, so for the manual one you'll get some delay for the analysis of the situation. Your actions are extremely unlikely to change if the downtime is for less than half an hour. So wha…
I expect: * not lying * not having to dig out our logs and proofs for SLA reasons on obvious fuckup. > (Yes, I got annoyed at a thousandth comment that essentially says the status update is not instantaneous and perfectly reflecting the situation) It's not about it being minute behind reality, it's about it lying in entirety. Why you have so much problems with understanding that ?
And it's a common comment I see 10min after some service having issues: "the status page is still green" - yes, people are probably still logging in to things and figuring out if the issue actually is internal.
Re: Slack issues
#49Another status page that sucks. Slack goes down, people start texting me about it, status page is green, HN informs me that Slack is actually down. Next time I build a status page it will simply be a static HTML with green indicators and some random metrics, looks like it is the industry standard. :facepalm:
Re: Slack issues
#50Earlier quoted context omitted.
When the choice is between temporarily "looking dumb" and permanently loosing a bunch of money because of SLAs, companies like Salesforce usually make the latter choice.
Nah the issue isn't looking dumb, the issue is looking like a liar. What good is an SLA if your reputation is that you're going to lie to avoid paying out?