The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is launching a $30 beer

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Post by herbertl » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 9:11 PM UTC

Re: The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is launching a $30 beer

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Post by LesZedCB » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 9:47 PM UTC

silicon valley tv show once again too accurate for comfort with its tres comas tequila.

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Post by adoxyz » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 9:47 PM UTC

sad 2020 Roadster noises

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Post by jeron » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 9:51 PM UTC

LesZedCB wrote: post #2

silicon valley tv show once again too accurate for comfort with its tres comas tequila.

pretty sure teslaquila was the closer parallel, but as always, life imitates art

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Post by jonnycat » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:01 PM UTC

The "blue checkmark" of beers. This bottle certifies that the person holding it has $30.

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Post by xracy » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:05 PM UTC

I mean, if I could make money by announcing a limited run of any product. I would definitely keep announcing them.

Certainly seems easier than building out a Truck with all of the promised capabilities.

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Post by frob » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:05 PM UTC

When you open the bottles, it's just beer vapor.

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Post by WaxProlix » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:05 PM UTC

jonnycat wrote: post #5

The "blue checkmark" of beers. This bottle certifies that the person holding it has $30.

had $30*

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Post by akmarinov » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:07 PM UTC

adoxyz wrote: post #3

sad 2020 Roadster noises

You mean the 2040 Roadster

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Post by eftychis » Mon, Apr 17, 2023, 10:12 PM UTC

WaxProlix wrote: post #8

jonnycat wrote: post #5

The "blue checkmark" of beers. This bottle certifies that the person holding it has $30.

had $30*

More like [is a person that] can consider that $30 in 2023 is an ok price for a beer that is not extremely special in quality.

P.S. or ... $300 if they went to eBay... [edit2]