A Mulching Proposal (2019)
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A Mulching Proposal (2019)
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Re: A Mulching Proposal (2019)
#2Logan-Nolan Industries, eh?
Anyways, mulching is too old-fashioned, thus they should consider
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis_(body_disp... based on
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis
Search for the sanctuary!
Re: A Mulching Proposal (2019)
#32019. Hasn't spawned a billion dollar startup yet. There must be something wrong with the idea, or it'd have been commercialized by now.
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#5Why does that remind me of Soylent Green?
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#6The title "A Mulching Proposal" references https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal
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#72019. Hasn't spawned a billion dollar startup yet. There must be something wrong with the idea, or it'd have been commercialized by now.
It lacks an adequate delivery system and recurring revenues. If we could construct some sort of machine to conveniently squeeze the slurry out of the packaging to spare our consumers the hassle you'd really be unto something.
Top shelf industrial design. No funny business: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
Re: A Mulching Proposal (2019)
#8Why does that remind me of Soylent Green?
Soylent Green is mint chocolate! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T68WHWQ/
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#92019. Hasn't spawned a billion dollar startup yet. There must be something wrong with the idea, or it'd have been commercialized by now.
I think this topic shifted from the realm of Satirical hypothesis into the real world about six months after is was published.
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#10Also available in video presentation form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11e_rpdf-Ck