The silly thing is that Windows already has Windows Hello and its accompanying APIs which can be used to guard something like it with anti-hammering protections. Ditto for macOS and the Secure Enclave. I know it's not 100% of its market but using those two features could drastically improve security for the vast majority of people who pay no mind to things deep down in the weeds such as this.
In the end, I had to reinstall Windows and I'm never touching Windows Hello again.