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I've changed things in Group Policy (e.g., disable Bing/web search in Windows search) because there's no user-facing setting to disable some things and mine says the same. If you've done similar or used any debloat/privacy tools/scripts, that's probably the cause. Additionally, go to Accounts in Settings and double-check that you're not logged into any "work or school" accounts. The one thing I can't stand is that if…
A single button that says "Yes" with no question mark anywhere in the dialog is definitely a dark pattern.
Windows is full of dark patterns, so I don't really know why I had even a modicum of doubt.